Not What A Hipster Kid Says
Hey, what's Mary short for?
She has no legs! (: Follow me, hipsters.
She has no legs! (: Follow me, hipsters.
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when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
(Source: graceslick-)
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- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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- 2008: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
- 2009: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
- 2010: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
- 2011: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
- 2012: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
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basically me at school everyday
- me: i hate all of you
- me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
- me: holy fuq walk faster
- me: get smarter idiot
- me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
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“Creature Feature” by Pgh artist Byron Winton
acrylics - five months work
prints available here
I bet that’s a noisy crowd
holy fuck.
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