homosexuality is not a choice because hulk hogan gave me my first boner and nobody would choose that
(Source: beyonceburgers, via dampsandwich)
Not What A Hipster Kid Says
Just a teenage girl with a big mouth & a couple bad habits that solemnly swears she's up to no good. 18.
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there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake
This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet
iM GONNA PISS
I AM FOAMING OUT EVERY ORIFICE OMFG
(via iamemilyr)
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I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
(via lizziemcguiresbuttcrack)
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Waiting for my mom to stop talking. Bored.
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so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time.
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And most of all, I’ve learned that the sidelines may be safer, but life is played on the field.
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i think im reblogging this every day for the rest of my life
(Source: femburton, via lizziemcguiresbuttcrack)
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whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting
I AM DHULAUGHING S O HGAARD JSAfdsakhf
THE TIMING IS SO PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
(Source: estellecampanella, via skate-high)
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And with her ankle still bandaged, she rises and takes her first steps toward a future of self-protection, not self-destruction.
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that girl you just called fat? well that isn’t her name
(Source: circumcisions, via sometimelow)
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if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.
(via rach-thequeen)
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The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are
(via sometimelow)
